Why come no one ever wonders when we'll have an asian president?


Some dumb old broad told me, presumably because I had a pair of aviators on, that I looked like Ace from American Idol. I have no idea who he is or what he does but I punched her in the face immediately, took her money, and asked, "Does THIS look like Ace from American Idol? BITCH!!!!!"

And that old broad grew up to be the first female to successfully projectile ejaculate from one wing of the White House to the other. Someone find me the vid!!!