Matlock a.k.a. der Übermensch
I proclaim that Matlock could whoop anybody.

Matlock vs. Jack Bauer
Matlock pins the murder of the beautiful starlet on Bauer, dooming him to life in prison, where every 24 hours he has to stop a mad plot by his bunk mate Bernice to forcibly take Jack's anal cherry.

Matlock vs Wolverine
Matlock eats wolverine's skin, leaving his T-800-esque carcass for fanboys to hump relentlessly

Matlock vs. Adama
Adama comes on strong with hairy nipple attack but Matlock counters by making adama admit that his once great show really really really sucks now.

Matlock vs Chuck Norris
Sorry, unlike some aging tv stars, matlock does his own stunts.

Matlock vs john william
yeah right, as if that would ever happen (hint: it would be a tie)